In view of ITVs recent commentator's......comments, I think we need a few Pikey jokes............
A group of pikeys arrive at Heaven, and St. Peter is waiting at the Pearl Gates. "We want to come in." One of them says.
St. Peter replies, "One moment please. God has a thing about pikeys coming in to Heaven.
"He visits God and tells him about the pikeys. "No way!" God shouts. "Go back to the Pearl Gates and tell them to piss off!
"St. Peter goes back to the Gates and then back to God.
"They're gone." He says.
"The pikeys?" God asks.
"No," St. Peter replies, "The Gates."
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